The following is a guide for making a hobo pie, adapted from cookingcomically.com. All you need is a small fire, some tin foil, flame-resistant/grilling tongs and some of the ingredients included below, and you’re on your way to the perfect meal.
Ranch (or other salad dressings)
Mustard (regular, chipotle, honey-mustard, dijon)
Step 1: Invite as many friends over as you want, and tell each one to bring a couple of ingredients. You can leave these up to their discretion or give them parameters, depending on how adventurous you’d like your dinner to get. Perhaps plan an Italian pie, with sausage and marinara, or a Mexican pie, with taco meat and lots of jalapeños. You can’t go wrong!
Step 2: Start a small fire in a designated pit (not on a couch, you Spartans!), making sure you know your local laws and landlord’s rules regarding flames. Assign someone to keep watch on the fire at all times.