Nov. 20, 2017 Dear Diary, It’s that dreaded time of year again. I know this because of the nasty, cold weather, and also because the idiot humans have been starving themselves so they can stuff more stuffing down their throats. I mean seriously, do they think I don’t notice them eating salad? I’ve never seen […]

I don’t know about the rest of you, but Thanksgiving is one of my favorite holidays. Not only does it fall just when you realize that you’re in desperate need of a mental break, but it’s full of family, food and football. If you’re anything like me, curling up on the couch and watching some […]

If you, like 60 million Americans, are affected by insomnia, set aside the existential dread that finds you in the dark of night for a moment. When you lay awake in bed wondering  what’s keeping you from sweet, sweet unconsciousness, take the following steps to distract yourself from all of that not-sleeping that you’re doing. […]

Everyone loves a beautiful princess, a heroic prince or a funny animal sidekick. But let’s face it: Disney movies would be nowhere without their truly evil villains. In fact, without these evildoers, our favorite Disney heroes might not have a story at all. So, in honor of all the well-developed, plot-driving Disney wrongdoers, here’s a […]