We all know that Black Friday is the infamous “holiday” living in Thanksgiving’s shadow. And we all know Black Friday can be kind of awful for employees who have to leave families to work ungodly hours, and for shoppers throwing elbows to get the 50% off deal on the latest Keurig or who knows what. […]

Nov. 20, 2017 Dear Diary, It’s that dreaded time of year again. I know this because of the nasty, cold weather, and also because the idiot humans have been starving themselves so they can stuff more stuffing down their throats. I mean seriously, do they think I don’t notice them eating salad? I’ve never seen […]

I don’t know about the rest of you, but Thanksgiving is one of my favorite holidays. Not only does it fall just when you realize that you’re in desperate need of a mental break, but it’s full of family, food and football. If you’re anything like me, curling up on the couch and watching some […]

If you, like 60 million Americans, are affected by insomnia, set aside the existential dread that finds you in the dark of night for a moment. When you lay awake in bed wondering  what’s keeping you from sweet, sweet unconsciousness, take the following steps to distract yourself from all of that not-sleeping that you’re doing. […]