Posts Tagged ‘holiday’

The roommate who is always home You go to class at 10am, they’re still at home. You come back at 12pm and they’re sitting in bed watching Netflix. They live off of ramen, microwave popcorn and other nonperishable foods so they never have to leave their room for food. Maybe they’re just a homebody, but […]

There’s a lot of debate these days over when is the appropriate time to start listening to Christma—I mean, holiday music. There is no real right or wrong answer for this, but for all you people who insist on blasting Michael Buble’s holiday albums the day after Halloween… you’re wrong. However, if you are a […]

White elephant is a gift game, most often played during the winter holiday season, with the power to irrevocably bond people in blood pacts or to tear relationships apart forever. It all begins with every person bringing a gift—usually, a cheap, re-gifted item (in my case, the succulent I killed), or a gag gift—and being […]

Nov. 20, 2017 Dear Diary, It’s that dreaded time of year again. I know this because of the nasty, cold weather, and also because the idiot humans have been starving themselves so they can stuff more stuffing down their throats. I mean seriously, do they think I don’t notice them eating salad? I’ve never seen […]

I don’t know about the rest of you, but Thanksgiving is one of my favorite holidays. Not only does it fall just when you realize that you’re in desperate need of a mental break, but it’s full of family, food and football. If you’re anything like me, curling up on the couch and watching some […]